Tous les Mêmes - Stromae


[Verse 1]
You men are all the same
Macho but cheap
A bunch of unfaithful fools
So predictable, I’m not even sure you deserve me
You’re lucky we love you
Go on, thank me

[Chorus]
We’ve set the date for our next argument
We’ve set the date around that time of month

[Verse 2]
I swear that was the last time
You may think I’m throwing a fit
Take one last look at my ass
It’s right next to my suitcase
Say goodbye to your mommy
Who puts you on a pedestal
You have no idea what you’re losing
Believe me, it’d be worse with anyone else
What? You wanna break up now?
You’ve got it all wrong
I was only saying that to get a reaction
And you were actually thinking about it!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
It’s easy to say I’m whiny and emotional
And I talk too much “blah blah blah”
But no no no, it’s important
That thing you call “TOM”
You know, life is for having kids
But as always, it’s never the right time
Oh, sure, you’re there to make them
But will you be there to raise them, too?

[Bridge]
By the time I’ve turned ugly
Or at least au naturel —
Stop, I know you’re lying
Only Kate Moss will stay forever beautiful
Ugly or stupid? — It ain’t right!
Beauty or beast? — It ain’t right!
Beauty or me? — It ain’t right!
Me or her? — It ain’t right!

[Chorus]

[Conclusion]
[Men are] all the same, all the same, all the same and we’re fed up (x3)
All the same, all the same, all the same


Kevin Breel: Confessions of a depressed comic - TED Talks

 


This song has possessed me. I’ve stayed up long into the night singing it to myself. I’m going to add it to every iTunes playlist I make from this moment on.

One of the best lines in movie history.


ps4official:

HOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

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aviaryblack asked:
thank you for the compliment and the heart on my little black dress photo set lovely love :3

Sho thang :D it’s people like you that are changing the world and helping to open people’s minds. Lots of love, from the other side of the world (Cape Town) x



lethalspiderprincex:

kararikue:

la-negra-barbuda:

aviaryblack:

This may be considered the dress that started it all.

Now it’s finally seeing the light of day out in the world and not just the comfort of my kitchen. Even got a compliment walking down the street. I definitely had to suck it in to make this dress work, but in this case it was worth it.

absolutely fucking gorgeous

You look BEAUTIFUL!

absolutely stunning querida <3

That is super flattering on you, dude. <3

the-goddamazon:

Still fucking relevant.

(Source: bvnkrupt)


bonkalore:

sadchula:

shardwick:

It can wait.

next time someone is mean to you just tell em this

Me avoiding my responsibilities

OH MY GOD NOW THAT’S A GREAT WAY TO MAKE ME SHIT MYSELF.

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The only smart thing to come out of Homer’s mouth thus far :P

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)

gehayi:

glitchinthematrixx:

likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

Yes.

Yeah, basically.

(Source: cartoonsnc3real)


2000ish:

do-not-feed-the-drug-child:

pickledfuhrer:

Tara Strong

Timmy Turner and Bubbles, everyone. 

OH MY GOD

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thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

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