The fact that “breathplay” (i.e. choking) is becoming a popular sexual move freaks me the fuck out. Choking. Something you do to a person you want to hurt/ kill… How is that okay?
Eh, society is fucked up muchos grandes.
these are fucking paintings
I saw the caption and I died
these are my favorite.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
Thank god I’m not the only sane person on this planet.
Where oh where do little girls these days get the idea they have to be skin and bone? hmmm…
that was so awks it felt like I was in middle earth.
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
*tries to fart quietly in social situation*
Shiiiiit nigga, if this were real, Dory would be looooong dead by now!
HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE
IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS